CHLOOEY's SoNg....

Matching men’s pyjamas, hanging out at home,

Private time rules, take an instagram on your iphone!


I like old type writers & I like old movies,

I hang out in percussion shops, the triangles they sooth me.


I sit on my bay window, play ukulele or banjo,

Who even remembers, I used to be a band ho?


My ideal job, is to out-fit vintage shops,

They would all be the same, bricks and train station clocks.


FRINGE. FRINGE. FRINGE. Quirky HAT. HAT. HAT.

Who needs a personality when you have a cat?


So please do not stress out, just have a cup of tea.

Or we could just sell this song, to a mobile phone company.


I dress like Madeline, always with a white collar.

Dressing like a sexy grandma makes all the boys holla.


Some of my friends, they, campaign about Gaza,

I say lets not think about that, look I baked bread, with banana!


So wear your polka dots, and ribbons in your hair,

No need to be political if you cook for a country fair!


You think that I am narrow, and listen to Belle & Sebastian,

But I’ve a Wu-Tang t-shirt, watch me shatter your preconceptions.


NWA and Beastie Boys are my favourite actually,

Doesn’t mean I don’t love books and learning stuff factually.


Corporate and commercial, is just so silly,

Lets enjoy old movies with the help of our friend Siri!